On Art Appreciation and Dick Pics

“I want you to know that I totally respect you as a person. So when you say things like you are¬†‘NOT AT ALL, PLEASE DON’T’ interested in having me send you¬†photographs of my dick, I take that to heart and I want to really prove it to you. So I hope you don’t make me feel unappreciated about this, because, sincerely, I put a great deal of effort and time into this highly detailed pencil drawing…”