The Number Two Reason To Love Your Job


Ever feel like you weren’t being paid what you were really worth at work? Have a SHITTY boss, and want to feel a little relief?

In this edition of Best of the Worst: Android Apps, we explore the translated from German Poopster, that takes your input (salary) and times your output (shitting on the clock) to tell you how profitable you have just been as you destroyed your company restroom and a few coworkers’ lunches, as well.

Illustrated by a pic of bbq hotlinks, that may have been fine out in the restaurant’s dining room, but just looked a bit out of place in the wall inside the men’s room.

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GiDabbelju – January 24, 2013

They often do big business at work? Would not you like to know how much you earn it? How much their feces is actually worth? With this app, now you can!
Simply enter in the settings of the gross hourly wage, go to the toilet, do Start, business, stop and enjoy the profits!
PS: The measurement process can be started and runs automatically in the background when the app is exited via the home key. Thus, while the business will continue to be played as usual on the internet surfing or gaming.
Warning: This app is still under construction and will gradually STILL better.
Friends already “Best app in the world”!
Plans include the following functions:
– Charts (monthly / weekly / daily) for the merit in comparison
– More statistics!
– Widget (If it has to go fast)
– Calculation of water savings (because the business is not done at home)

Currently works Share on Facebook not really. This function has the highest priority and will soon follow!
Reviews Write a Review

Ulrich Spille January 24, 2013
Amazing Finally i have an App where i can calculate my shit. You know u by urself, its so much effort to absorpe all the vitamins. SO download this shit to rate ur shit and see shit is money! SHIT

Additional information

Requires Android
2.2 and up

Content Rating
Low Maturity


Cartoon Puzzle: Fun for all the Wrong Reasons

The app looks about as unexciting as watching animation get created, but the description is ridiculously entertaining. The imitation-wiki-like article they provide educates us about the purpose and history of animation itself, rightfully calling it a high art.
What is the Best part? You will finally have an answer to your longstanding debate: Is Batman or Mickey Mouse more fitting of this app description declaring him as the “Jesus of cartoon characters”? Holy Holy, Batman, I think it’s a trap!

Best of The Worst Awards – Mobile Apps & App Descriptions


This is the first in the series:  Best Of The Worst Awards. This perplexing yet entertaining entry comes in under the category Mobile Apps And App Descriptions.
Please enjoy. Remember, I do not endorse any developer or recommend any of these apps actually be downloaded into your mobile unit. Doing so may have unknown adverse effects, and possibly even brick your device.  Only you are responsible for your actions. I’ve always wanted to say this right before having sex.